Some funny quotes I found on the internet
flash coreboot instead so all the guys at the hacker festival think you’re cool until they talk to you for a while
So I’ve opened up my X270 and stripped it down so many times I could do it faster than a soviet child disassembling an AK-47 for cleaning.
My grandma climbed on my laptop and said: Come on, check my weight for me?
Neighbor is demanding payment for Wi-Fi singals passing through his airspace and served me with formal letter